As well as the machines below . . . .  quite a few old machines have found their way from various places to the garage . . . to be stripped, re-fettled and kept, sold or given away - see the Gone section

Boardman ADV8.9E - electric touring bike

The Boardman ADV 8.9e is a fast and practical electric bike, with the Fazua Evation drive system - the motor and battery are housed one removable unit. Gearing is fairly low with an 11speed cassette and single chainring.

My machine has been retro-fitted with mudguards, pannier rack and a Brooks saddle - as well as a change from the "gravel bike tyres" to 32mm Schwalbe Marathon touring tyres.
Purchased in February 2022 - the picture is from the Boardman website. 

PlanetX Pro Carbon Disc - roadbike

Mid (? late) life crisis!!   I bought this new as a pure indulgence in August 2019. Well specced with Ultegra Groupset, Fulcrum Race wheels, disc brakes, carbon seatpost - and I upgraded the tyres to Schwalbe Pro One tubeless.  Bling was emphasised with red bits and pieces : valve caps, cable ferrules and end caps as well as a personalised top-cap on the headset and red Ortlieb under-saddle bag.  The only concession to modernity was to replace the saddle with a black Brooks B17 (laced in red).

The purchase of the bike was a different experience - I specced the bike, paid for it (less a discount) and then went to the PlanetX warehouse where, along with about 7 or 8 other customers with various bikes, I built the machine myself!  Being Cytech qualified gave me a bit of a start over the others! A great day out and something different. 

[I think PlanetX has discontinued the self-build option]

Van Nicholas Ti Ventus - roadbike
 
Having purchased the Van Nicholas Yukon I was delighted with the ride (albeit very limited use in the first twelve months of ownership) and in March 2015 acquired a s/h 2014 Van Nicholas Ventus Ti frame and Dedacciai carbon fork together with handlebars, saddle, seatpost, stem, Ti bottle cages etc - and built the complete machine up with some components from "stock" including a pair of wheels that came from a high-end Giant road bike and a few parts bought in.
 
The frame geometry gives me a pure road bike - being titanium it's amazingly light and with the low gear ratios I've chosen it should get me up hills reasonably comfortably.

June 2018 - rebuilt with a new 10-speed groupset to bring the transmission up-to-date (the original build had a mix of road and MTB components with old-style bar-end shifters) - and also fitted some titanium parts - stem, seatpost and bottle cages.
October 2022 - a further upgrade to a 40T cassette for a lower bottom gear, fitted using a Wolf tooth extended hanger. 

Van Nicholas Ti Yukon - tourer

In January 2014 the disposal of a number of machines and "stuff" over the previous few months had freed up space in my garage and provided funds for a new machine manufactured from exotic materials - Titanium and carbon fibre!

Purchased as frame and forks I used a mix of components from a previous project and some new components, the plan being to build a touring bike to, eventually, replace my venerable Dawes Galaxy.  Fitted with Schwalbe Marathon tyres, rack, mudguards, Brooks B17 etc. and ready for the road in early May 2014.

Unfortunately serious illness and some radical surgery kept me off the bike from mid-May until early March 2015.

The rack, stem, bottle-cages and seatpost were replaced with Titanium items (it's only money!) in November 2018 when the groupset was upgraded with a 10-speed set-up to bring the transmission up-to-date (the original build had a mix of road and MTB components with old-style bar-end shifters)

Rob's Grandchildren's machines

1 boy, 3 girls - the arrangement is that I own (and maintain!) the "fleet" of children's bikes and add to/dispose of them as they are outgrown.
 

Islabike CNOC 16
 
16" wheel, scaled-down bike, the next step from a balance bike, cutting out the stabiliser/training wheels stage.
UPDATE August 2015 : A further 16" Islabike has been acquired for a grand-daughter (cuurently 2.75 yo) an ebay bargain too good to miss - it'll keep until she's about 4.5/5 you.
UPDATE May 2018 : The first machine, having passed from the original recipient to his sister and then outgrown machine has now been sold.  ... and in keeping with Islabike secondhand prices, at very close to the original purchase cost.
 
Islabike Beinn 20 (Large)

 In stock (from November 2013) ready to succeed the 16" machine - an ebay opportunity that was too good to miss, despite being about 2 years before it will be needed!
A good clean, new cables and polish before wrapping and storing.
UPDATE February 2015 : Now in use, upgrading from the 16"
UPDATE March 2017 : A further model acquired, for my other daughter's daughter when she graduates from the 16"
 
Islabike Beinn 26 (small)

 Snapped up from an ad on a cycle forum in October 2016 -  two-years old and in excellent condition.
December 2017 : Another of these machines, in grey, acquired ready for future use.
 
Islabike Luath 700 (small)

 Another bargain that was too good to miss in May 2016.